It is official…I am the worst blogger ever….very inconsistant too.

Well, the seemly upcoming destruction of the Earth is rapidly approaching.  Here I am searching for the perfect outfit. I thought I would take a moment and set aside the Swine Flu/ H1N1 and talk about something a little more upbeat. I hear so many people whining about how they are sooooo young and they wont get what they want out of life before 2012. Well, here is a thought moron, stop bitching and start living.

Allow me to express my thoughts and possibly debunk some of your stupid ones. First off, did you know that there are multiple versions of the Mayan Calendar? Only on of them ends in 2012. Are you also aware that it is impossible for some Mayan dude to sit in one spot for all eternity making a calendar for us assholes? A dudes gotta pee sometime. I think the guy making the calendar figured we would get the gist of how it works after 2000 years. I also think that there was like a rival game of pok-a-tok going on that day that he couldn’t miss. I mean look at how well things turned out for the Mayans. Oh wait. They aren’t around anymore are they? How come the Mayans can predict the end of the world but not the Spanish coming to town/ diseases? Call me a skeptic.

It has been said that the planets of the solar system will align and there will be a polar shift. Alright, well I say we all run the same direction and see what happens. Really in the endlessness that is space you mean to tell me that everything will be just so that something that has been going on since the dawn of time (that we know of) is suddenly going to change? If that is true then I think we know what happened to the dinosaurs.

Oh and the whole Jesus returning thing. Seriously, come on now people. Don’t you think that he would have heard our chitter chatter about 2012 and thought, “I am going to surprise those bitches. Screw 2012, I have all eternity .”  That is like saying that 666 is the devil. No, I am sorry, but 666 is the Roman Emperor Nero. In which each letter of his name in Hebrew adds up to guess what 666. Nero prosecuted the Christians at the time Revelations was being written.

Some say that it is going to be a shift in human conciousness. Alright that one is a bit more believeable. I guess. So, all of the sudden everyone everywhere is going to have all the answers and the unimaginable abilty to acess the full capasity of the brain? Okay. Why not? If that doesnt send us onto a spiraling path to oblivion, I don’t know what will. I sure do hope that there are prerequisties to this enlightenment. Honestly, you mean to tell me that Paris Hilton will be all knowing? Okay, you know what this is just as believeable as the end of the world.

12/21/12 = Y2K? I think so. If I am wrong, well then, you can say I told you so. Except we will all most likely be dead.

Here are a few websites you can gawk at:

http://www.december212012.com/

http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm

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